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Jeff Green
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV
"Do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got."

Male
94 years old

United Kingdom



Last Login: 12/4/2008
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BioFor bookings please email: info@offthekerb.co.uk For corporate inquiries email: fay@offthekerb.co.uk Award winning comedian Jeff Green has established himself as one of the most popular comics working in the UK today. Jeff’s razor-sharp observations combined with an abundant natural charm have marked him out as one of the brightest talents on the British comedy scene. In 1994 Jeff was nominated for the prestigious Perrier Award at the Edinburgh festival. He also hosted The Comedy Club (LWT) and toured with Jo Brand. 1996 proved to be a great year for Jeff with a sell out solo tour of the UK and a 45 minute television special - Jeff Green Live (ITV) which was recorded at Her Majesty’s Theatre in London’s West End. In 1997 Jeff took Australia by storm, playing to sell-out audiences at the Melbourne and Sydney comedy festivals. He also had his second ITV special Jeff Green-Up West which was recorded at The Gielgud Theatre in London’s West End. 1998 saw Jeff writing and performing his third Christmas special on ITV - You’re Only Human with Jeff Green as well as his first sell out West End run - Love Bites at the Apollo Theatre. Rounding off the Millennium in 1999 Jeff made his 4th appearance on The Clive James Show; his 3rd appearance on BBC1’s They Think it’s All Over and a record breaking 5th spot on BBC2’s Never Mind the Buzzcocks Jeff enjoyed a sell-out run the 2000 Edinburgh Fringe Festival. 2001 saw Jeff touring his new stand up show across the UK and Australia, record a full length Comedy Store special for Channel 5. In 2002 Jeff enjoyed another sell out run in Edinburgh, toured the UK & Australia with his new stand up show and was seen on BBC1’s Jo Brands Hot Potatoes as team captain. Rounding off the year he released his first book: The A-Z of Living Together which went to no 5 in the Sunday Times best sellers list, staying in the top 10 for 5 weeks and selling 125,000 copies. He also found time to release his first CD: Jeff Green - Debauched Cherub. In 2003 he has performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, finished his follow-up book: The A-Z of Being Single and recorded a live video from London’s West-End - Back from the Bewilderness. In 2004 Jeff performed again at the Edinburgh fringe and toured the UK with his live stand-up show ’From A-Z’. In 2005 Jeff wrote his third book: The A-Z of Having a Baby (published Nov 2 2006 through Little Brown) In 2006/7 he recorded two series of ’The Green Guide to Life’ for BBC Radio 2 and toured the UK and Australia with his stand-up show ’Personal’. In 2007 he has appeared on BBC1’s Celebrity Masterchef and recorded his third series of the ‘The Green Guide to Life’ for BBC Radio 2 (aired 30th August 2007 for six weeks). He is currently appearing at the Adelaide Fringe, Melbourne International Comedy Festival and New Zealand Comedy Festival with his new show Life-Ache, then touring Australia til May 2008.
WebsiteUnder reconstruction
TV ShowsJeff Green - Live, Jeff Green - Up West, Clive James on TV, (All ITV) Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You, Celebrity Masterchef (All BBC2), The News Quiz (BBC Radio 4), The Green Guide to Life (BBC Radio 2), They Think It’s All Over, Jo Brand's Hot Potatoes, The One Show (All BBC1), The Comedy Store (Five)
AlbumsDebauched Cherub -Jeff Green 2002 Back From The Bewilderness - Jeff Green 2003

     Jeff Green's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:Chester
Body type:0' 1"
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Occupation:Comedian, Writer


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PERSONAL FROM A - Z (Single CD)
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Polly


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Dec 2 2008 3:15 PM

Thank ya kindly for the add... have a great rest of the day Jeff
xxpollyxx
karen ♥





Dec 1 2008 11:00 PM

You were amazing at the gig tonight in Bristol : )

Want to buy some pet insurance ? hee hee

Love & hugs

Karen xxxxx
karen ♥





Nov 28 2008 1:04 PM

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ! its a hot date lol...i'll see you monday & you can take the mickey out of my bristolian accent like you did last time : )

have a good weekend Jeff

Karen xxxx
Julie





Nov 27 2008 10:56 PM

We're looking forward to Saturday!!
Els





Nov 27 2008 8:06 AM

Thanks for adding me!
Carol





Nov 25 2008 10:09 PM

Small but beautiful - Lancaster gig was fab but please get a haircut x
♠ Beardsley ♠





Nov 25 2008 7:53 PM

Can't wait to see you tommorow in derby.
it's gonna be brill!
The Rogue's Gallery





Nov 19 2008 12:18 PM

Heya Jeff.

This is Richy here from the Rogues Gallery. Just thought I should give you a heads up that Episode 1-4 are now up on the myspace. Enjoy them all in their lackluster glory. Hopefully like a fine wine it will be matured, have character and all traces of poo jokes eliminated.

Check by our myspace this Monday coming when we have Tripod on for a special Rogues Gallery podcast.

Catchya later

Richy
The Rogues Gallery

P.S Be great to have you on the show time. Hopefully when we are better and not so needy.
Breakneck Comedy





Nov 17 2008 10:43 PM

Dare you gig with Breakneck Comedy??

Graham Brechin
Mu





Nov 1 2008 3:32 PM

Thanks for adding me
Mu
DEAN RYAN





Oct 30 2008 9:03 PM

halloween gothic Pictures, Images and Photos

Have a ROCKIN one!!,.. Dean ;)
~Chef in a Box~





Oct 24 2008 1:32 AM




Peace and Love
Melanie
~Chef in a Box~
Feesch





Oct 23 2008 7:02 PM

Hi, the Professional Geek from Brighton here (smartly dressed in the front row last night).

I just wanted to apologise for my job not being very funny. In future I promise that if asked I will say that I am an assistant pig castrator (I used to know someone who was) - that should give you more material to work with. If it's any consolation, Julian Clarey also picked on me once and found I was the inspirational equivalent of a black hole.

I've been catching your shows since you were the supporting act for Jo Brand (who I thought was crap by the way) many years ago at the Theatre Royal in Brighton. You continue to be my favourite comedian! And I'm not just saying that because your agent is paying me.

I've even contributed to the "a-z of living together" website. Any plans to bring out another book?

Anyway, must dash! I'm about to win a bid for a caravan and my travel agent said he would phone back about my plans to visit Indonesia.
PoOoks





Oct 14 2008 3:56 PM

Exactly what Yoni said!
yoni





Oct 9 2008 10:49 PM

your gig in leeds was brilliant as usual. so sad you are leaving us. feel like we will miss out on the rest of your relationship adventures. after all you have shared your dating skills and tips!!! your trials and traumas of living together, fatherhood and marriage. what about your mid life crisis? your bus pass? your increasing incontinence and prostate examinations, your losing of marbles as you get older. who will make us laugh at ourselves (and you) if you arent here? but i am being selfish. i hope your new adventures in australia are good ones. but dont forget us. you could be the Oz version of Bill Bryson but much much cuter and sexier...enjoy yourself xx
Christine





Oct 7 2008 2:36 PM

Hi Jeff

Excellent show on Saturday night in Oldham, really enjoyed it. Gutted to hear it's gonna be your last tour though but obviously you've got your reasons for moving to Australia.

Hope everything works out ok over there for you & the family - kids eh, who'd thought!

Hopefully we'll see you back in the UK sometime in the future.

Take care, enjoy the rest of the tour.

Christine xx
TumBlingMonkEase





Oct 7 2008 10:02 AM

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Have a great week!!! :)

Sarah
Denise





Oct 3 2008 6:15 PM

Hi Jeff
We had a brilliant time at Kings Lynn last night. Havent laughed so much in ages ! Really enjoyed the show.
It was lovely to see you afterwards - Thanks for the poster.
Cant wait to get the new CD.
Hope to see you again sometime soon.
Good luck for the rest of the tour.
Love and best wishes
Denise and Jonathan x
Caroline





Sep 29 2008 11:53 AM

cheers for the brindley, you were brilliant... good luck with life and stuff now you're off and away (thats about as poetic as i get)
Cath Bore





Sep 29 2008 7:08 AM

Sorry to hear you won't be touring the UK anymore...the gig at the Brindley on Friday was great. Good luck with everything...hpoefully you'll still be doing comedy stuff down under that we can get?
♠ Beardsley ♠





Sep 24 2008 8:27 PM

Hey

Can't wait till i go see you in Derby, Just got my tickets today

Woo!
GLITCH





Sep 24 2008 5:18 PM

Tnx for being friends!

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Denise





Sep 5 2008 5:41 AM

Hi Jeff
Looking forward to seeing you at Kings Lynn in October
lol Dee x
Pam





Aug 22 2008 4:52 PM

Shezzer





Aug 22 2008 12:23 AM

Hiya, just checked out your tour dates and the nearest to me is Lancaster, gonna see if i can get some tickets for the show and hopefully see ya there, i will be the one rolling around on the floor laughing my head off ( just in case you don't spot me ) he he!!
Shezzer





Aug 21 2008 11:28 PM

okay, i am having withdrawal symptoms now, been a while since i last saw you live on stage, hurry up and get your backside to the northwest/Lancashire from your biggest fan - Jeff Green fan since the early 90's
MikeyB





Aug 20 2008 1:11 AM

Thanks for the add.

I'm gonna try my best to see you when you come to Birmingham :o)

...in the mean time.. gimme a shout if you need any illustration work doing for your promotions ;o)
Karen





Aug 6 2008 1:53 AM

Hiya

and thanx for the add. i loved you forever, (your work) ...lol ;D xx
DEAN RYAN





Aug 5 2008 4:44 PM

Hey!,...hope you have a good week ahead!,...D ;)
Julie





Aug 5 2008 2:01 PM

Hoorah!! Just got tickets for the Trinity Theatre in November...can't wait!!
Deborah


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Jul 12 2008 6:22 PM

Hi Jeff,
Just watched Back From The Bewilderness - brilliant! Hope you're having a good day
x x
DANNY ZUKOS MUMMY





Jul 8 2008 6:03 PM

Hi Jeff, I came to see you at the Lowry theatre in Manchester on Sunday night. Thought you were fantastic. My hubby was still laughing all the way home in the car. Thanks for a great night out.
mel





Jul 6 2008 7:14 AM

hey jeff man how r ya omg guess wat im getting a job as a carpenter the first girl to do it in my home town haha
Pauleh





Jun 25 2008 10:42 PM

Hey jeff thankies for the add!
Hope to see you live sometime
mel





Jun 24 2008 7:21 AM

hey jeff how u been man? hows ur show going where abouts r ya now
mel :Px
Ste





Jun 21 2008 12:17 PM

Thanx for the add Jeff, appreciate it!
Tommy Campbell





Jun 21 2008 12:19 AM

Make sure you check out, Lost in America, you will love it. Cheers, Tommy Campbell www. tommycampbell. co. uk
Deborah


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Jun 20 2008 9:18 PM

thanks for the add :)

xx
mel





Jun 6 2008 8:37 AM

hey jeff how u going just droped in to say hi haha i watched ur dvd last night its awsome :Pxx
Sue





Jun 2 2008 7:07 PM

Hi Jeff,

Hows things?

Hope you had a good weekend.
mel





May 29 2008 10:19 PM

ok thats so good ill came and see it omg i brought one of ur dvds on sat it is so funny i like couldnt stop laughing:p x talk later